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Go To Blazes 50th Anniversary DVD release

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Firefighting proves to be harder than they thought

Bernard (Dave King), Harry (Daniel Massey) and Alfie (Norman Rossington) are three crooks with big aspirations. Unfortunately their smash and grab tactics haven’t proved too successful. And then they hit on the bright idea of stealing a fire engine and pretending to be firefighters in order to secure the ultimate getaway vehicle. Naturally, trouble follows.

Originally released fifty years ago, Go To Blazes has been given a make-over and will screen at the British Film Institute in the London Comedy Film Festival on January 29th a day before it’s first ever release on DVD on the 30th.

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Maggie Smith distracts Daniel Massey

This is a true lost gem of British comedy with great all star cast, including Maggie Smith, Robert Morley, Derek Nimmo and a little cameo from Arthur Lowe. The plot may be somewhat predictable, but the humour is wonderfully British (“I only ever steal British cars, easier to trade in”). There is also something extremely nostalgic about Go To Blazes. This is world where thieves were lovable rogues, policeman directed traffic, everyone smoked in excess and you could get two years for jewellery theft (and then get sentenced virtually on the same day).

Despite its age, it still has a great charm and some wonderful little touches – the fire chief who loses his job having been late for two fires and early for the third. Crime can’t be seen to pay so you know how it ends, but this isn’t just a wonderfully written comedy, it’s also a slice of an age that no longer exists.

No extras unfortunately but still a gem to own.

Hammer Classics

The Scarlet BladeUs middle aged blokes can get a bit nostalgic about our youth sometimes.  Well here is the perfect opportunity to do just that and settle down in front of the plasma thingy on the wall and enjoy some classic movies from the good old days of Hammer Productions.

The Scarlet Blade and The Brigand of Kandahar are both out now on DVD for the first time.  As soon as I sat down to watch the first one I was engulfed in that wonderful old world of dodgy studio sets and fantastic old buildings.  They were in fact filmed at Bray Studios in the mid 60′s in the days when Hammer owned the studios and used them exclusively.  As the opening sequence rolled, I remembered vividly every tree that the actors rode past on horseback.  I half expected to see a werewolf or possibly Dracula himself lurking in the shadows but alas no.

Set during the English Civil War, a villainous anti-royalist, Colonel Judd, played by Lionel Jeffries hunts down Edward Beverley aka The Scarlet Blade.  This dashing Robin Hood character is helping Royalist Rebels to escape Oliver Cromwell’s vicious enforcers whilst falling head over heals for Judd’s daughter Clare.  Meanwhile Captain Sylvester, Judd’s right hand man, is  playing the two sides off against one another in an attempt to win the affections of Clare for himself.  Oliver Reed puts in a fantastic performance as Sylvester and the wonderfully uncomplicated plot makes this movie a joy to watch.

Reed also stars in The Brigand of Kandahar.  This time he’s a rebel Bengali tribesman Eli Khan and leads his band of warriors against the colonial enemy in 1880′s British India.  He is joined by Robert Case (Ronald Lewis), a mixed race lieutenant who is unjustly discharged from the British Army.  When they capture a foreign journalist, Case recounts his story of trumped up charges, racism and bigotry.  During an attack by the British, Case is brutally shot and the journalist returns home determined to report the truth.  Again this movie is fantastic in it’s simplicity and at just under 80 minutes (as is The Scarlet Blade) is the perfect way to waste a Sunday afternoon.

I was saddened to hear about the wonderful Down House at Bray Studios where Hammer filmed so many of their classic movies.  It’s subject to a planning application by it’s current owner, Neville Hendricks, to turn it into a housing estate.  The application has been postponed and a new submission has to be made however it is possible that this piece of history is about to be destroyed.  Olly Reed will be turning in his grave.  Apparently several television and film companies have applied recently to shoot at the studios and have been told there is no availability despite the buildings being empty.

Sign up to the face book page below to help save the studios and if you can, lodge your objections with the planning department for the area as well.  Many more classic films are waiting to be shot at this fantastic location.

http://www.facebook.com/groups/savebraystudios/

Alice Cooper – The Nightmare is real

I’ve always been a massive Rock Fan and what self respecting Rock Fan wouldn’t have at least a dozen Alice Cooper albums in his or her collection?

Well the man behind the mask is back and his New Album re-visits that unbelievable 70′s classic “Welcome To My Nightmare”. Alice has put his band from that unbelievably superb album back together, along with a load of other superb musicians, for a new album called “Welcome 2 My Nightmare”.

From the Rock n’ Roll “Under My Wheels” tones of “Caffeine” to the Classic Cooper Vaudeville of “Last Man on Earth”, Alice and band grind out some of the best Rock tracks I’ve heard in a long time.

And he hasn’t lost the horror influence either. Calling a track “I’ll Bite Your Face Off” is something that only Coop could do.

There is however a down side to this album. Alice has never managed to shock me, until now. Track 8 has to be the most horrible thing I’ve ever heard. Don’t get me wrong, almost every album I own has at least one track that is pretty dire. In the days of vinyl, you had to jump across the room to skip over them. CD allowed us to reach for the remote and hit the “next” button. Now, thanks to the glory of the iPod, we can just delete the offending track altogether. This is what I suggest you do with “Disco Bloodbath Boogy Fever”. Whoever told Alice that this track would be a good one to include on an album should be commited to the same sanitorium where Alice dried out and wrote “From The Inside”.

Anyway, after I managed to recover from the sheer horror of the ‘Worst, Track, Ever’, I was able to enjoy the rest of this fantastic recording. I then bought his autobiography “Alice Cooper: Golf Monster” for my Kindle and looked out all of my old albums and dusted them off ready for turning into MP3′s. I suggest you do the same and get onto itunes to grab this latest offering. The Nightmare has indeed returned.

McH

Troll Hunter DVD release 9th January

Superior Mock Documentary

Jonathon Ross called it ‘magnificent’ and Total Film described it as being ‘like David Attenborough taking a stroll into Roald Dahl’s brain.’ Yes, Norwegian director Andre Ovredal’s debut feature, Troll Hunter, makes it way on to DVD in the UK on January 9th.

Following the deaths of a couple of tourists and a spate of livestock mutilations in the mountains and forests of Norway, the government’s official line is that rogue bears are responsible. But local hunters don’t agree and neither does a trio of college students who have been stalking an alleged poacher, Hans, with the intention of making a documentary film about him.

Cert 15. DVD Extras: Trailer, deleted scenes, improvs, bloopers, extended scenes, visual effects and behind the scenes.