Movember, great cause and happy to support it.
But next year? No chance, I’ll just send a fat cheque to the charity.
I had a goatie a few years back, but kept it trimmed and short. This Movember lark has been nothin’ but trouble, grief and pain.
I don’t mean the itchy bit, that passes quite quickly to be fair. No I mean the other shite that goes with it.
The looking like a mexican bandit, the bloke out of Village People, the Bouncer at the Gay Bar [am I allowed to say that?].
Then you get given the completely unwanted advice from the bloke who’s had well kempt facial hair for his entire adult life. ‘You need to trim regularly..’ ‘…Just the occasional wash with shampoo’ and ‘…a little bit of moisturiser helps’
Get real. Its only a temporary thing. 30 days mate, not an hour more than 30 days. You can stick your trimming, shampooing an moisturising where the sun don’t shine son.
I mean this is the result of 24 days…its taken over my face!!!!!!!
It regularly gets a coating of snot, beer froth, curry… the thing is a bloody health hazard. And 1st December can’t come soon enough for me.
I have sky-dived, I have bungee jumped all in the name of charity. At least those activities were exciting, exhilarating and well worth the effort.
This thing is nothin’ but ridiculous…
It has to go, its affecting me badly!!!! I am even considering medical advice……