It’s a Dawgs Life ….What a Dog!
UNA PALOMA BLANCAAAAAAAAAA!!
Diamond Dawg has just been on holiday and he and his wife stayed in a lovely town called Frigiliana just North of Nerja.
It’s a quaint little village full of romantic restaurants, Spanish wine shops, arts and craft emporiums all this idyllic town nestled in this Spanish Mountainous region.
One day we went into town and parked our hire car, had a delightful lunch and returned to the car to go back to our Villa.
With Parking ticket in hand I approached the booth where we were instructed to pay. But no one was there. After calling “Ola, Ola” a few times in our very best catalan stylee, Dawg’s wife then found a small cupboard like room to the rear of the booth.
Unwittingly she opened the door and the Dawg and his wife were confronted with an arsehole and a pair of Bollocks attached to a pair of legs, hurriedly trying to put on some shorts to cover his Spanish manhood. And there accompanying that vision, a much hurried female figure, skirt round her middle jumping off said pair of Bollocks and trying to maintain some dignity.
Calmly Dawg held the car park ticket aloft and said “Where do I swipe this?”
Dawg and his wife withdrew to a safer area in front of the booth, where, to the parking attendant’s credit, he came, repaired from his embarrassment, and said “2 Euro Fifty Cents”.
Dawg handed the ticket over not wishing to make physical contact in any way, even via the parking ticket.
So he had a sense of propriety did that parking attendant. He interrupted a shag to do his duty which was to collect 2 euro Fifty cents for his local authority. What a guy. How many of you would do the same?
Search your soul…………………………………..