Have you ever been driving along minding your own business and then some twat does something stupid which annoys you? This is my list of the top 10 road users that really get my goat and make me want to stop and smack them.
- Pizza Delivery Boys on Mopeds.
- People who buy cars that don’t come with indicators as standard.
- Colour Blind Cyclists.
- People who believe that the speed limit is too high and that 20mph is plenty.
- 4 Wheel Drive owners who are scared of getting their car dirty.
- People trying to conduct a conference call while driving.
- Car owners who have forgotten where their ashtray is.
- People who try to squeeze by while I’m reversing into my driveway.
- Drivers who have obviously paid 2 road taxes so that they can use both sides of the road.
- Anybody who thinks that the white lines in a car park are optional.
That’s my list. I’d love to see yours.
Pedro says:
1. Audi drivers – crossing WIDE WHITE line when joining the motorway
2. Audi drivers – coming off the motorway from the fast lane
3. Audi drivers – driving A2
4. Audi drivers – driving A3
5. Audi drivers – driving A4
5. Audi drivers – driving A6
6. Audi drivers – driving A8
7. Audi drivers – driving black Audi
8. Audi drivers – driving silver Audi
9. Audi drivers – driving white Audi
10. Audi drivers – Man, Woman and bloody kids
The Guv'ner says:
I take it you don’t like Volvos… And there was me going to give you one this Christmas. I’ll take it back then!
Browny says:
My top ten
1. Volvo Drivers Towing a Caravan
2. Volvo Drivers Towing a Trailer
3. Volvo Drivers Driving an Estate
4. Volvo Drivers Driving a Saloon
5. Volvo Drivers using their indicators
6. Volvo Drivers using their brake lights
7. Volvo Drivers in the fast lane
8. Volvo Drivers in the middle lane
9. Volvo Drivers with full roof racks
and 10. Volvo Drivers, or Drivers who think they are Volvo Drivers
Jack Brown says:
very true, but in England, by the time you’ve smashed your way through the idiots and traffic on the M25 in your Hummer you’ve probably spent your months paycheck in petrol.
The Guv'ner says:
Re 11 – And that’s why people like to drive Hummers. Then you don’t care about blindspots!! You OWN the whole road!
Jack Brown says:
11. People that sit in your blind spot when you’ve been indicating to change into their lane for the past 5 minutes.
12. 50mph average speed check! (however watching Mr. AC Schnitzer fly past at 80mph in this zone is always a classic!)
The Guv'ner says:
Top Ten MotorWay Drivers/Cars I Hate
1. The moron who overtakes on the inside because he can’t wait for you to pull over and watch him crash.
2. The driver who speeds up just as you’re about to pass them.
3. Anyone who drives a sphincter (a certain German car) because every a**hole has one.
4. Tailgaters who sit so close you can actually smell them.
5. People who overtake, cut in front of you and then SLOW down.
6. People who tow caravans.
7. Minis drivers who think they’re driving a Ferrari
8. Anyone who runs out of petrol or breaks down in the middle lane
9. Anyone who thinks the speed limit on a motorway is 40mph
10. Police cars.
Jack Brown says:
1. The T-Junction Creepers
2. The indicisive roundabout users
3. LEARNERS!
4. Bus Drivers!
5. The completely oblivious to every other car on the road drivers
6. The “I will make you wait while i reverse into my driveway” drivers!
7. Those who are unable to pre-empt whether a zebra crossing is clear before driving through it drivers.
8. The boy racers with really loud exhausts and lexus LED rear lights which make absolutely no difference to the performance rating of their renault clio drivers.
9. The people that feel the need to change lanes when both lanes are equally as congested! (“it’s your fault you’re in that lane! so f**king stay in it!)
And Finally
10. The man that turns right!